Well mercy-mercy...... look who is officially and "Old Fart" now. For official recognition one must be old AND retired ! As oldest member of the WWRC "Old Farts Club" greetings and welcome.
Several of the most important rules which must be observed at all times are:
1 Be pissed at something or someone everyday.
2 Never be reluctant to express dissatisfaction with how those around you are full of shit !
3 Farts are always better out than in, there is after all more room out than in.
As you add years the other rules will become apparent.
By the way, all you young farts, you may not partake of our rules unless granted by a Old Fart.
My best to you fellow Old Fart and many more.
Tom